Thanks to The Wordsmith Wellsaid for collecting these on Facebook! Oh and I also found this hilarious site featuring ridiculous rap lyrics. Check out this gem by Kanye.
A few years back I modeled for iGo car sharing. If you’re not familiar, iGo is a non-profit car-sharing service, providing cars you rent on a half-hourly basis across the city. Gas & insurance is included, and there are lots of cars in the area. They were trying to let DJs and musicians know that cars are free from midnight until 6am, so it would be like there’s a DJ-discount, ha! Anyway, so the above photo is the original flier with a closeup of my head. Decent design, but then a few years later they decided to change the layout, as shown below. Why, you ask? I think I might have figured it out…
LOLkid. Also: Lawlkid. LOLkids are like Scene Kids except add 100 IQ points and subtract emo. (LOLkids=($humanIQ+100)-$emoFactor;). LOLkids heart the intertronz and nerdery and are all about zar lawlz. 1. Is ok to LOL at yrself. In other words, don’t take yourself too seriously. This involves having a formidable degree of self confidence and not taking things personally. However, don’t overdo it and proclaim how awesome you are at every opportunity (like tweeting about your awesomeness) since others will get tired of you quickly. I mean, look at this guy on 4chan. He rules. He actually put a shoe on his head. And everyone LOLd. This is the way to roll. [Frak I can’t find the jpg.] Nvrmd. 2. Noe flaemz. “No flames.” Reference #1: LOLkids don’t take … Read More
Piggy flu, recessions, global warming==boo. Free music==WOO! I’ve decided to make SUBVARITRAX™, a compilation by subVariant available as a free download. So, since it seemed right to add some good karma to the world and not let these tracks fall into obscurity (there are some real gems in there), I decided to make Subvaritrax a free digital release encoded at 192 MBS .mp3. The concept of compilations, in my mind is to provide a sample of a label’s sound and to promote the artists within. In the day of netlabels that sling tracks left and right freely it seems to make sense in my mind to convert my compilation to a kind of netlabel release to promote the works of the featured artists, and to also be open … Read More
I did a cool audio-only interview with edIT of the Glitch Mob for CreateDigitalMusic. Go check it out: Glitch Mobber, Laptopist edIT Walks Through His Live Setup, Talks Ableton, Lemur And…here’s a mildly amusing outtake for your extraneous pleasure: blapsonaplane.mp3
1) Infinitescale: “Jaw Break” /Toytronic/ 2) Ether: “X-Kick” /Quasi Quasar/ 3) Bundok:”Vanishing Point“ /Cusp/ 4) Endorphins: “Title Based Words” /Taming Textures/ 5) Urban Tribe: “Night Scope” /Rephlex/ 6) Yunx: “Hesie” /Yunx/ 7) Beneath Autumn Sky “Bluestreams” /Hefty/ 8) Cim: “Cable Car” /Focus/ 9) Anthony Shakir: “Cowboy” /Klang Elektronik/ 10) Harmonic 313: “Problem 1” /Warp/ 11) VDA: “Massaye” /Toolbox Ltd/ 12) MDK: “Vreme” /WéMé/ 13) While: “Hex2“ /Chocolate Industries/ 14) Urban Tribe: “Quantum Encryption” /Trust/ 15) Pendle Coven: “Petroleum Therapy” /Modern Love/ 16) Zorn: “This Was Supposed To Be The Future” /Lux Nigra/ 17) Kettel: “Zutphen” /Djak-Up-Bitch/ 18) Stasis: “Past Movements” /Peacefrog/ 19) Black Dog: “Tzaddi” /Warp/ 20) ? 21) Lucky And Easy: “Blo Sum” /Delsin/ [DOWNLOAD] [DOWNLOAD MIRROR] mixed by Jancek in 24.01.2009