Programmer chat rap battle

Nerd humor has a special place in my heart, obviously. Nerdcore Hiphop is a definite phenomenon that’s not just a web-based one–check out a Halloween Nerdcore Compilation by Rhymetorrents, MC Frontalot, MC Plus+, and Optimus Rhyme for starters, and it’s funny to see the chat version–the nerdiest delivery option, imho.

Here’s a bit from an online rap battle done over chat:

You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
I’m tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
While Code Igniter’s got you wringing your hands.